Terminator 2: Judgment Day (SNES)

Not the arcade shooter, it's the other one.

That's a very well drawn scary robot head. I like how it's apparently a trademark.

That's interesting, I wasn't expecting it to be a side scrolling action game. Okay I need to find a pistol and a shotgun somehow, and also John Connor's address.

Also I need to find future objects apparently, in the movie they were locked in a vault at Cyberdyne. But I guess they're just sitting inside a biker bar in this game.

Two doors to check, this shouldn't take long.

Hey, I was attacked first, honest! These bikers keep swarming at me, I guess they really don't like naked Austrian sounding robots stealing their clothes.

Hey, I've found a future object! It's a little hard to figure out what I'm supposed to be doing with it when I'm being attacked by infinite bikers though. They've got guns too! Where's my gun? Why can't I have a gun?

Someone finally dropped a pistol, so I can get somewhere now. One future object collected, and I can go back and get the other one.

I need to be careful though, I only have 25% health because these bikers will not leave me alone. I must have slaughtered about a hundred of them at this point.

I'm not standing on anything, that's just how he jumps.

YES, I have the shotgun. Maybe I just had to kill a certain amount of bikers to get it to drop. Unfortunately, unlike the pistol, this has limited ammo.

Actually, apparently I haven't killed anyone yet, every hit has been non-lethal. Even that one.

Everything in this game seems to explode when hit. Pool tables, bins, phone booths... oh shit, I was supposed to get an address from that phone booth!

Fortunately there was enough of the phone book left.

Wow, only 133 bikers? It seemed like more.

And now a bike level!

Uh, I have no idea how to steer this damn bike. It seems to go wherever the hell it wants. I wish these bikers would leave me alone for a second so I can figure this out.

Crap, I exploded. Killer robots may have the edge when it comes to walking sideways and shooting people, but it seems that bikers are much better at biking.

Because of my failure I allowed Terminator 4 to happen.

Well whatever, I actually liked that movie. It was better than the third at least. Next game.