Thursday, 26 May 2011
Johnny Bazookatone (MS-DOS)
Hang on, I'm just going to pause it for a second.
Man, that background looks like total ass. They went to all the trouble of giving it parallax scrolling too.
Oh damn, there's one of those green bastards hiding in the branches, trying to blend in with my score. I should probably try shooting him diagonally from down here, before I accidentally bounce into him. Like I keep doing with all the others.
LOTS OF JUMPING LATER.
Oh right, yeah, back to the game. I've got to at least get past level one before I turn this off.
There's definitely something up with a platform game when I need to check a walkthrough to get past level one.
Wait, why am I falling?!
Okay, I've got one hit point left, I'm stuck at the bottom of the wall, and this guy seems entirely immune to my attacks.
Plus it's just not a very good game.