The anime lass advises that I become accustomed to the tank controls. I'll need a PASS to get through electric fences. I seem to have lost my PASS! Where could my PASS be? Have you seen my PASS?
It takes me a few tries to fit the tank down the narrow streets of the town without getting stuck on the street corners. Where exactly am I going, anyway?
The concept of fast paced tank combat in a silly polygon town is sound, but the implementation is complete crap. There's no entertainment to be had here.
The enemies are everywhere and know how to use their stuff way better than I do. They seem to be able to glide and spin around the place elegantly while I'm making huge circles about the place trying to face in the right direction long enough to hit them with something. The controls are the cursor keys to move and turn and Q-Z to aim up and down. In five retries of the game, I don't think I landed a single shot on the chopper with any weapon.
You get one life, and it's back to the main menu. You have to play the tutorial mission again. ESC instantly quits to DOS and it doesn't save your settings when you quit. It wants me to hate it, so I do. Begone.