Occasional contributor K-hos selflessly jumps in to distract attention from my frankly pathetic attempt at Super Ghouls 'N Ghosts, with his own take on another classic platformer.
For all I know I could be playing as a mass murderer who wants nothing more than to stomp on all the
hapless locals and then kidnap Bowser's wife.
A FEW SECONDS OF YELLING AND AWKWARD BUTTON MASHING LATER.
I hate this game.
It all makes sense now, it's a post apocalyptic world, everything has been turned into mutants!
Can't say I had any fun playing that.