Saturday, 6 August 2011
Chuck Norris Superkicks (ColecoVision)
There's no point taking any wild risks at this point in the game, so I decide to play it safe and head left.
I've already used up almost a minute of time getting here because I accidentally stepped off the path on the way. It seems the grass around here drains the time right out of you.
TWENTY SIX SECONDS LATER.
Then he throws a time sapping shuriken at me, and I'm teleported back to the start of the game.
One by one my opponents appear on screen to take me down. One by one they each fall to a single superkick. With all three enemies defeated, I continue on my journey.
NINETY SEVEN SECONDS LATER.
I think... I'll go left this time.
Every time I manage to get close enough to kick the bastard, I immediately get knocked away.
And even when I manage to make my kick connect, nothing happens!
He's just ignoring everything I throw at him.
That game... was fucking terrible. Seriously, you should never play this. Next game.