The Pirates of Dark Water (SNES)

A platformer I presume?

Pinocchio (SNES)

Well at least it'll probably be well animated.

Super Pinball: Behind the Mask (SNES)

This is an actual professionally made game, seriously. It even got a sequel.

Nosferatu (SNES)

This looks a bit... crap. Why is the castle covered in jam? Why is the text in camo?

The Peace Keepers (SNES)

Wow, they're not giving anything away with that title screen. It could be a medieval hack and slash, a far future space shooter or anything in between.

Musya (SNES)

Looks a bit arty.

Olympique de Marseille (MS-DOS) - Guest Post

Mecha-neko returns with another Monday guest post.

So it's football then, is it?

Pilotwings (SNES)

I was sure I'd played this one before, but apparently not. It doesn't look familiar so far.

Rex Ronan: Experimental Surgeon (SNES)

There's no way this isn't going to be awesome.

Gourmet Sentai: Bara Yarou (SNES)

It says... gurumesentai barayarou. I think.

Super Off Road: The Baja (SNES)

Another racing game. My joy is uncontainable.

Kendo Rage (SNES)

Not the most impressive title screen but the music isn't bad.

On the Ball (SNES)

This is a football management game isn't it?

Mountain Bike Rally (SNES)

The poor guy looks possessed. A company called Life Fitness making a video game seems a little ironic, but whatever.

The Jetsons: Invasion of the Planet Pirates (SNES)

To be honest, I don't think this will be that bad. I already hate the music, but I've played enough of these cartoon games now to expect competent graphics and gameplay.

Rondo of Swords (DS) - Guest Post

A shiny new guest post from first time contributor Nessiah.


I decided to try out the interesting game, Rondo of Swords.

Nice map but boring text, press start/select to skip gogogogogogogogo.

Mo Hawk & Headphone Jack (SNES)

It looks a lot worse in motion. The background I mean, not the naked... uh, thing. The naked thing doesn't move.

Michael Andretti's Indy Car Challenge (SNES)

I apologise for the boring content of this game. I'm trying to be varied with my genres.

Metal Morph (SNES)

This one ain't messing around.

Mecarobot Golf (SNES)

Oh wow. There is no way this is going to live up to that title. It'll be like Ninja Golf all over again.

Mary Shelley's Frankenstein (SNES)

Another movie tie-in. But is it a shitty one?

Crazy Nick's Software Picks: King Graham's Board Game Challenge (MS-DOS) - Guest Post

Another Monday mecha-neko, who sadly lost his mind halfway through playing this game.

Following on from the previous collection's non-stop roller-coaster ride of skill shooting, drunken mischief and duels to the death, Crazy Nick has returned with another Software Pick. Crazily picked for us today... a couple of board games: Backgammon and Checkers.

Lucky Luke (SNES)

Another cowboy shooter?

The Lost Vikings II (SNES)

Cool art intermission.

Lock On (SNES)

I was so disappointed when this didn't shout 'LOCK ON!' in a really arcadey style way at the start.