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Rogue Trip: Vacation 2012. Well, I got some good screenshots out of it anyway.
Dangerous Streets is far worse than this screenshot makes it look.
Bad Cat (Amstrad CPC). I'm so glad it wasn't me that played this one.
Burger Man title screen behind me and move on, fate made me drag it back out again.
Weird Dreams (Amiga). It's weird, apparently (I wasn't the one who played it).
The Clue (Amiga).
The Sniper 2 (PS2). The game's deep, man.
Mickey Mouse: Magic Wands.
Sneak King actually exists.
M.C. Kids. These two are supposed to be like 10 years old!
Extreme on the ZX Spectrum. Well that's April sorted out, nothing else this month is gonna come close to that.
Max Payne had all the best expressions.
Aladdin really was; the film and the games. It's like an animated adaptation of the inside of Robin Williams' brain.
Mega Traveller 2, guest starring Hannibal Lector as Steve the Friendly Weapon Shop Owner.
Earthworm Jim 2 level complete screen.
Akalabeth. Show some respect, this game practically inspired the entire RPG genre.
Accele Brid, I just thought it looked cool.
Tom and Jerry 3.
Bart's Nightmare probably wasn't the best of the Simpsons games. Or maybe it was, the franchise isn't exactly known for its high standards of excellence.
The Adventure of Little Ralph definitely has its moments. It's a quality game this one.
Snatcher looks almost as good as the Syd Mead Blade Runner concept art it's blatantly ripping off: http://www.hardcoregaming101.net/tracing/tracing5.htm.
Duke Nukem Advance.
A View to a Kill.
The Living Daylights gives you nightmares for the rest of your life.
The Spy Who Loved Me on the other hand just pure class.
The Stealth Affair, featuring this guy as the bloke who had the affair with the stealth.
Captain Claw is still unimpressed.
SNK. vs Capcom: Card Fighters Clash.
It was tough to only choose one screenshot from Nightbreed, but I went with this one of Boone dodging a laser sight. Because it made me smile.
Agony. I mean just look at that animation!
Shock Troopers didn't disappoint.
Believe it or not Star Crusader's music is worse than the graphics. At least this cutscene has the excuse of being made in the dark ages of 3D character animation, a year before Toy Story.
Mad TV seems to be struggling to hold his face together as well.
Mad TV's just a weird weird game. Shame I couldn't actually get anywhere in it. Apparently later on you can trick terrorists into blowing up rival studios by swapping door signs or something.
Beyond Shadowgate isn't one of them.
Lure of the Temptress is also fond of the occasional player smackdown.
Magical Pop'n. At the time it didn't even register with me how damn weird this thing is.
Metal Gear franchise, I really do. Even if I don't much like actually playing the games.
Biker Mice From Mars totally sold out, man. The European version of the game is one long advert for Snickers.
No One Lives Forever just to give me an excuse to mention it again.
Saint Row the Third, Prince of Character Creation.
Oh shit, it's a nuclear apocalypse! From Terminator: Rampage.
Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time.
Metal Gear Solid shortly after pissing himself. To be fair, he's not wrong.
Chrono Trigger. Though I only got around to asking one guy.
Well after all those quality screenshots, 2013 will surely be a massive disappointment by comparison. But I'll keep dragging the site on anyway, playing more games and taking more pictures. You never know, maybe there is some beauty yet undiscovered in this world.