Friday, 9 February 2024

Super Adventures 'Next Game' Challenge

This week on Super Adventures, no one was able to identify what game's coming up next from the tiny cropped clue at the bottom of the last article, and that almost never happens. Someone always seems to figure out what it is and I don't know how you do it.

I mean look at this microscopic image. How did anyone identify the game from this? I mean I know what it is, it's from Mortal Kombat, but I have a massive unfair advantage seeing as I'm the one who played the games, took the screenshots and made the clues. Then again, there are about 1300 games on the site right now and it's been ten years since I played some of them, so maybe it won't be quite so easy for me to go back to the older clues and work out what game they're hinting at.

You know what? I'm going to put the next game on hold for a bit, seeing as no one even knows what it is, and I'm going to see how many of these tiny pictures I can get myself. Just to make it trickier I'm replacing the filenames with random numbers so there will be no clues for me there. In fact, it's probably going to take me a bit of work to look up what the games are after I'm done guessing. But I once I find the correct answers I'll go back through and hide them underneath each clue, to be revealed with a click. I'll also hide my guesses in spoiler text, so you can play along yourself and see how well you do.



Man, I have no bloody clue what this first game could be. Something about the art makes me think of Noctropolis, he'd be right at home in a point-and-click adventure, but I don't remember seeing him. My second choice would be I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream, though I dunno where he'd be from in that either. All I know for sure is that he's not to be trusted.

Alright, that's my final guess: IHNMaIMS.

Click to reveal the answer.



That's Chip 'n' Dale: Rescue Rangers on the NES! I think. Or maybe it's Tom and Jerry. Either way, those colours could only be from a NES game. Unless I'm wrong.

Final answer, Chip 'n' Dale.


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I am 300% certain that this is the jukebox at the start of the original 2006 Prey. There's no way it's any other game.


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If this isn't from PC action game Messiah then I have no clue whatsoever. It's got a PlayStation-era vibe to it, but those look like higher resolution PC graphics to me.


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Damn, I can almost remember this. Is it Mr Blobby? Probably not. But it's got to be a 16-bit game from the early 90s and only a European developer would pixel a burger that looks this metallic. Is it Oscar maybe? Trolls?

Wait, I think might be from a boss battle in something. Would it be cheating to check the game list to see what my options are? Oh fine, I give up. All I can say is that it's not Ronald's Treasureland Adventure... unless it is.


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C'mon, how the hell is anyone supposed to get this? It's clearly a sign on some toilets but otherwise I have no idea. Best guess: J.J. & Jeff on the PC Engine, because if any game's going to have toilets in it, it's that.


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I'm going to guess this is from Frost Byte, just because it looks rubbish enough to be an '80s Amiga game and I can see a bit of ice on the right.


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Some Amiga shoot 'em up maybe? I don't know. This is a bad clue and I was bad for using it. I'll say Agony just so I have a chance of getting it right.


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A Dracula game maybe? Like Nosferatu? It's definitely 16-bit era, judging by the limited colours, maybe even a handheld game. I don't know, that's all I've got.


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Damn, nothing's jumping to mind at all. It looks fairly modern though, clearly not from the '90s this time. Hang on, is this from Wasteland 2? I'm not sure where in Wasteland 2 it could be from, as the game's a kind of isometric tactical RPG, but it's giving me that feeling.


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Hey, this one's got different looking 'NEXT GAME' text at the bottom. What's up with that?

This looks like it's from a GBA game I reckon, but I can't remember playing anything with little dudes like this in. Wait, I've figured it out! It's from Genocide 2. Those things either side of the image are the legs of the mech you pilot. I'm really confident about this one.


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This has to be from PC adventure game Jack Orlando. I remember getting into a fist-fight after trying to steal a guy's tire iron from off his car. (I lost.)


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Wow, I haven't got the faintest idea about this one. Is that Max from Sam & Max locked up back there? Oh, wait, no, I've got it, this is from Tales from Monkey Island! I can see the top of Guybrush's hair.


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My guess is PC platformer Hell Yeah! Wrath of the Dead Rabbit. It's clearly an indie game from the last decade or so, and that seems like the kind of thing that would have a floppy disk for its save icon.


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This looks very Castlevania, but I'm not sure that it is. I think it might actually be a PC Engine game. Nice graphics though, whatever it is.


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Is it a pig, is it a train... maybe, I have no idea. My guess is that it's from a SNES game and I'm leaning towards Final Fantasy. It has very Final Fantasy VI colours. No wait, I'm guessing it's from Sparkster. Or Rocket Knight. Whichever one I played.


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Well it's got to be a Game Boy game and I haven't written about all that many of them, so that really narrows it down. I can't remember what it could be though, and I'm not going to cheat by looking at the game list. I'll just pick a random name and say... Adventures of Star Saver.


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Did I play this? If I did it's not something that's leaping to mind. It looks fairly bright and happy, so maybe it's something that was aimed at kids. It seems fairly modern as well perhaps. Squirt's Adventure, that's what I reckon it is.


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That looks like the map of an RTS maybe. I'm going to say Hostile Waters, because you atomise a lot of scrap in that. Yeah, I'm pretty sure I'm right about this.


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This guy has to be from PC point-and-click adventure game Dropsy! Probably.


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What game has bus stops in it? My first thoughts were that it could be a Saints Row or Grand Theft Auto game, but now I'm leaning towards it being tactical zombie apocalypse simulator Breach & Clear: Deadline.


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Wow, my past self really wasn't making this easy on people. I can't even make out what that's supposed to be. I can kind of make out the numbers '01' on the bottom left.

OH! I've got it, I've figured it out. It's Mass Effect 2, I'm certain of it. Don't even bother checking the answer, it's unnecessary, I'm right about this. Also don't click if you're worried about spoilers.


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That's a nice looking lion, strong eyebrows. I'm going to say this is a 16-bit Japanese console game, but that's all I've got. Is it Adventure of Little Ralph on the PlayStation perhaps?


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I think I was trying to be tricky with this image and the game's actually farming simulator Stardew Valley.


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Is that... a dog? Why is the image quality so bad? It looks like I took a photograph of a JPEG and then saved it as an even worse JPEG. I can at least tell that it's not a high polygon puppy, so I feel like the game has to be fairly old. Nothing's jumping to mind though!


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... what?

It'd definitely make it easier to guess the game if I had any idea at all what I'm looking at. Is that like a moon or something? How is anyone supposed to have any chance here? Wait, I think this is Max Payne 3! The game loved distorting its visuals like this.

My final answer is Max Payne 3.


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That's a symbol of a dragon, so I'm thinking that this must be from an RPG, probably one made in the West, released in the last decade or so, with 3D graphics. I don't think it's from any of the Elder Scrolls or Dragon Age games though, so what does that leave? Sword Coast Legends?


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This looks cool whatever it is. It's got to be from a larger image of creepy figures but my memory's not being forthcoming. Something like Blood Omen: Legacy of Kain would be my first guess, except I never played that game. Soul Reaver maybe?


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It's a generic gruff space marine. My guess is Incoming Forces... or maybe Red Faction 2? By the look of those painted-on eyes it's got to be from somewhere between 2002-2003 and it's probably on the PC or PS2.


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Is that Mike Thorton in a beard from Alpha Protocol? It's got to be.


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A licence plate huh? Looks British. It also looks kind of old and a bit damaged. I'm going to guess it's from PlayStation game 007 Racing.


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The art isn't using many colours and the style feels Japanese to me, but I'm not sure what system it's from. I definitely don't know what the game is. My best guess is noir-looking brawler Renny Blaster.


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I feel like I should know what this is, but I don't. I'll say Castle of Illusion just to put a name down.


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This is obviously from my nightmares. But when I think weirdness like this, I think Zeno Clash, or whatever the game's called. It's the one where you punch people in first-person. I wouldn't put money on it, but that's going to be my answer.


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And I'll end on an easy one just so I can be sure I've scored at least one point. It's Super Mario Bros. on the NES, obviously. (I really hope it actually is Super Mario Bros. and I didn't just throw away my free point).


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The results are in and it turns out that I got 21 out of 35 right in the end, which works out to be 60%. Is that a good score? Did I pass the test?

I think this at least proves I have retained some memory of all these games I've been playing, which is good because I like remembering games. Well, most games... there are some that I could do with bleaching from my mind. Oh no, I just remembered Top Banana! And Dangerous Streets! Quick, where's a wall for me to slam my head into?

How about you, how many games did you identify correctly? You don't have to count them up, just make an estimate.


Here's a second chance to guess what the next game is going to be, though to be honest I don't really expect anyone to get it. The game's pretty obscure; only sold a few thousand copies despite its massive budget

Even if you don't want to guess you should leave a comment if you feel like it! You could be the very first person to notice that I made a brand new logo for the site last week.

8 comments:

  1. Someone always seems to figure out what it is and I don't know how you do it.

    For me, I know the game on first sight maybe 40% of the time, and if not, I can usually tell what system it's on as they all have their graphical quirks. That's a good first step, and then it's all a bit of a fuzzy thinking process from then on.

    I've never been very familiar with PC games, so the graphics trick isn't as useful there, and once we get to the PS3 era onwards it's more difficult as everything is pretty standard across the board in terms of visuals.

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  2. How about you, how many games did you identify correctly? You don't have to count them up, just make an estimate.

    Oh. Sorry, I wasn't really playing along and it seems like cheating to go back and do it now I know the answers.

    That said, I would have guessed James Pond 2 for that Mr Blobby clue. Well, I might have gone and looked to see if there are any huge burgers in JP2 because that doesn't feel very "Santa's toy factory", and then that might have led me to the right answer.

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  3. And the next game is Loadstar, but I've already said that on the previous article. I'm not changing my guess though.

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  4. Is it "Loadstar: The Legend of Tully Bodine"?

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    1. Damn, I wasnt certain and went to a few sites to double-check whether my assumptions was correct, and in the meantime Kelvin once again posted the answer faster than me...

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    2. You did provide the full title, so you're not as lazy as I am!

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    3. The next game is 200% Loadstar: The Legend of Tully Bodine.

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