Battle Wheels (Lynx)

I know it's an Atari Lynx game and they've only got a tiny res and a handful of colours to work with, but that just looks bad.

Electrocop (Lynx)

Half man, half battery, all cop.

Gordo 106 (Lynx)

Why do video game animal heroes always have to be 'the' something? Sonic the Hedgehog, Ecco the Dolphin, Spyro the Dragon, Aero the Acrobat, Quik the Thunder Rabbit...

Bubble Trouble (Lynx)

You don't tend to see many old guys with grey hair wearing a bathrobe as the protagonist in games these days.

Dracula the Undead (Lynx)

It's like his face is being eaten away by a swarm of black pixels.

Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (Lynx)

It's based on a movie, how bad can it be?

A.P.B. (Lynx)

Already I'm starting to get the feeling this might have something to do with driving police cars.

Blue Lightning (Lynx)

Whoa, 1989... that's the same year that the Game Boy came out. Yeah, I'm not optimistic about this one.