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Sunday, 27 March 2011

Rex Ronan: Experimental Surgeon (SNES)

There's no way this isn't going to be awesome.

Another teeth cleaning game? What the fuck, man? This is just disgusting.

It seems like we've been miniaturised and sent into the body of a man dying from smoking related illnesses to save his life, using EXPERIMENTAL SURGERY!

"Okay, we're going to shrink you down and put you inside his body to save his life. You priority should be to make sure his teeth are clean."

Though to be fair he DOES have a radar dish sticking out of his tooth. That can't be good for him.

Agh, why won't you let me escape this shitty level?

Screw this, I'm just going to let him die here. Rex Ronan risked his life to get a man's teeth sparkling white. He failed.

Oh noes, the tobacco industry wins again!


This game was definitely not awesome. I advise you to never play it.

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