Sküljagger: Revolt of the Westicans (SNES)

This doesn't look bad. With that title I'm thinking it's an rpg maybe?

What?

The?

Fuck?

AGHHHHH!

... AGHHHHH!

Wait, bubble gum practice? What the hell kind of game am I playing?

We're playing as Storm Jaxon it seems, a brave sailor who stole the pirate Sküljagger's magic sword so he could free the island of Westica from his tyranny.

The hero.

The enemies.

The blind jump.

The bottomless pit.


Next game.