Beast Wrestler (Genesis/Mega Drive)

The BEAST WRESTLER. He sounds like a badass.

That looks cool. I guess we actually play as the beast then?

That's more like a cyborg thing than a beast.

Looks like someone ate this guy and threw him up already.

Okay, it seems like we're in an arena (I'm the robot) and... wait, this is WRESTLING! I thought it was going to be more of a straight fighting game, or maybe a side scrolling beat 'em up. But nope they weren't messing around with the title.

Ew, STOP THAT.

Robot... PUNCH!

Yeah, you'd better stay down, bitch!

Hey, I said stay down, wait, no!

He launched me against the invisible ropes!

Hah! Got him in a headlock. Now we shall see who is the better monster. Monster... or ROBOT!

And then that continued like that for ages and I got bored of it and turned it off. It's not a great game, even for a wrestling game about monsters, and I wasn't enjoying it.


Next game.